Dear Dr. Aaron,

It finally happened! While trying to dodge the raindrops here in Osage Beach, I stepped into a hole hidden beneath some overflowing water—turns out, hips really don’t lie.

I don’t currently have insurance and was wondering if you’re accepting new patients. If so, I’d appreciate any information about options available for someone in my situation.

Sincerely,

Not Shakira in Osage Beach

P.S. I ruined my Hey Dudes…

Dear Shakira Wannabe,

I am accepting new patients, and self-pay is always welcome. Helping people heal, get back to work, and afford new shoes is one of my top priorities.

As for dodging raindrops—it’s a skill best left to agile kids and trained ninjas!

Give us a call to schedule your appointment. Looking forward to helping you get back on your feet (and out of puddles).

Best,

Dr. Aaron