This is embarrassing… After my morning shower, I apparently wasn’t as dry as I thought I was when I attempted to put on my underwear. The left leg went in with no problem. The right leg? Not so much. I quickly learned that my balance isn’t what it used to be. On the third hop, I landed on a wet spot and… well, long story short, my shoulder hurts, my ankle is swollen, and I have a gash on my head. My wife, however, is still struggling to breathe from her uncontrollable laughter. Hopefully i'm...

I’m so excited about the World Cup! I was out reliving my glory days as a soccer star (I played when I was seven, so basically semi-pro). The neighbor kids’ soccer ball rolled into my yard, and naturally, I was moments away from scoring the game-winning goal of my imagination. Just as my foot was about to make contact, I spotted what I recognized as clear evidence that they own a dog. I managed to pull up at the last second… only to lose my balance and land directly on the soccer ball… and...

I injured myself playing golf, but told my wife it was doing chores for her, ( trying to get some sympathy affection) my back is wrecked! Can I pay cash and get an adjustment? Or do I have to turn it in to insurance? Wrecked in Linn Dear Wrecked in Linn Creek, Ah yes… the classic “I hurt myself doing chores” cover story. A tale as old as time—and almost as believable as “I was just watching the score” during a 4-hour golf round 😏⛳️ Good news: you can absolutely pay cash for an adjustment. No...