Dear Dr. Aaron,

I’m so excited about the World Cup! I was out reliving my glory days as a soccer star (I played when I was seven, so basically semi-pro). The neighbor kids’ soccer ball rolled into my yard, and naturally, I was moments away from scoring the game-winning goal of my imagination.

Just as my foot was about to make contact, I spotted what I recognized as clear evidence that they own a dog. I managed to pull up at the last second… only to lose my balance and land directly on the soccer ball… and the evidence.

Now everything hurts, my pride is injured, and I’m walking like I lost a fight with gravity.

Can you help? I don’t have insurance, but can I just pay out of pocket?

Sincerely,

A Former Soccer Legend ⚽💩🤣

Dear Former Soccer Legend,

First of all, thank you for your heroic efforts to avoid punting the neighbor’s “evidence” into the next county. Not everyone has that kind of awareness under pressure.

The good news is yes — you can absolutely be seen without insurance! We welcome self-pay patients and would be happy to help get you moving a little more like a soccer star and a little less like someone who got tackled by a soccer ball and poor decision-making.

Give us a call, and we’ll get you scheduled. In the meantime, maybe stick to coaching from the sidelines.

Sincerely,

Dr. Aaron & Team ⚽😂🦴

📞 573-348-6640

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