Dear Dr. Aaron,

This is embarrassing…

After my morning shower, I apparently wasn’t as dry as I thought I was when I attempted to put on my underwear. The left leg went in with no problem. The right leg? Not so much.

I quickly learned that my balance isn’t what it used to be. On the third hop, I landed on a wet spot and… well, long story short, my shoulder hurts, my ankle is swollen, and I have a gash on my head.

My wife, however, is still struggling to breathe from her uncontrollable laughter.

Hopefully i'm your next available appointment,

Whitey Tighty Pain in Osage Beach

Dear Tighty,

First, please stop putting on your underwear like it’s an Olympic event.

Second, your wife may need treatment for excessive laughter, but let’s take care of your shoulder, ankle, and head first!

All jokes aside, a swollen ankle and head injury should be checked out, especially if you’re experiencing a headache, dizziness, nausea, confusion, or vision changes.

Sincerely, Dr. Aaron

Helping you recover from life’s most embarrassing injuries.