Dear Dr. Aaron,
While preparing to dazzle my beautiful wife with some Valentines Day magic, tragedy struck. My plan was to feed her a chocolate covered strawberry and treat her to a massage. I prepared the plate of chocolate deliciousness and made my way to the bedroom. My wife surprised me coming from the bathroom and it was all downhill from there. Strawberries on the floor, dog trying to eat them, my wife yelling not to let the dog eat chocolate. In my efforts to settle things I stepped on a berry and the next thing I know the dog was licking my face. When I finally made it to my feet, it was difficult to stand, now I’m miserable, do you take same day appointments?
Strawberry Slipper in Gravois Mills
Dear Slipper,
It sounds like your heart started in the right place, well, before it was on the floor! We will see you today, please refrain from bringing fruit of any kind! Your luck could be contagious.
Always here for you,
Dr. Aaron
P.S. treat your significant other like every day is Valentines Day, unless you have bad luck every Valentines Day..

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