Dear Dr. Aaron: The July 5th Float Trip from Hell!

5th of July Float Trip from Hell.

The canoe got stuck on a rock, we were run over by a party raft full of people who definitely didn’t notice, tossed into swift water, bounced off sharp rocks, and came out the other side looking like we’d lost a fight with a cheese grater. We’re stiff, sore, bruised, cut, and fried to a crisp. Please help. Also, we think one of us may have lost a flip-flop and a little dignity.

— Sincerely,

Sunburnt, Soaked, and Slightly Traumatized

Dear Sunburnt, Soaked, and Slightly Traumatized,

That's not a float trip... that's a full-body exfoliation with bonus trauma! 😂

Between the stuck canoe, the unexpected party raft encounter, and your personal introduction to every rock in the river, I'd say you've earned a vacation from your vacation!

But seriously, after being knocked around in swift water, it's important to get checked for injuries, especially with significant pain, difficulty moving, or possible head or neck injuries. Deep cuts may also require prompt medical attention.

Once any serious injuries have been ruled out, we'd be happy to evaluate your remaining aches and discuss appropriate care.

In the meantime, take care of that sunburn, give yourselves time to recover, and perhaps choose a swimming pool for your next aquatic adventure.

We'll do our best to help you feel human again—flip-flop not included! 🩴

Always here for you,

Dr. Aaron