Dear Dr. Aaron,

TikTok told me wearing different weight earrings could fix my neck and headaches. I went with two pounds on one side. Ripped my earlobe, neck still hurts, and now I’m walking crooked. Help before people start using me as a human level.

Leaning Tower in lake Ozark

Dear “Leaning Tower of Piercing,”

TikTok strikes again! Two pounds is less “therapy” and more “construction equipment.” Come in and we’ll straighten you out — and maybe recommend earrings that weigh less than a Thanksgiving turkey.