Dear Dr. Aaron,

Summer is ending faster than I expected and my to-do list is nowhere near complete. In my rush to clean up around the house, I grabbed a piece of tin that blew in from one of our famous windstorms. What I almost grabbed along with it? A SNAKE.

Pretty sure my heart stopped—my body took off running before my feet got the memo, and the next thing I know, I’m rolling on the ground like a fire drill gone wrong. Stop, drop, and roll—but for snakes.

My knee is a mess, I can hardly walk, and my husband saw the entire thing… he’s still laughing. Please advise—can you help?

Signed,

Stop, Drop & Snake-Roll Survivor

Dear Stop, Drop & Snake-Roll Survivor,

First off—your instincts were spot on. When confronted with a snake, stop-drop-and-roll may not be in the official manual, but it sure got you out of there fast!

Now, about that knee and those aches: yes, we can absolutely help. For the knee pain, our Red Light Therapy is perfect—it helps speed healing, reduce inflammation, and get you moving again. And for the full-body soreness (plus the trauma of your husband laughing at you), our Infrared Sauna will melt away those aches, relax your muscles, and help you recover.

📞 Call the office today—we’ll get you back on your feet, with less pain and fewer snake-inspired acrobatics.

Always here for you,

Dr. Aaron

P.S. asking what kind of snake is this post on Lake Area Happenings will bring more than laughter..